Some day, you may spontaneously develop the power to alter your living organism psychically, even at the DNA level. When that day comes, you are going to want a robust catalog of fearsome, strange, and utilitarian creatures (until, of course, you achieve the necessary mastery to go Crinos). I'm here to help.
Behold, the Goblin Shark! +5 to intimidation!
While we pine away the days before we are granted protean physiques, what can be learned from the noble Goblin Shark?
- Retractable jaws are terrifying; biting attacks are especially traumatic!
- It is easier to be stealthy in water. If you're good at swimming. Being shaped like a fish also helps.
- You too can take the nose you were born with and go with it. Profile enhanced!
Props to Weird Asia News and i09 for supplying this instructional video.
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